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My pet goldfish.


The things some people say about My pet goldfish.

robbielongbotto Alabama, USA @AlbertsStuff @elon I love you Albert I put my pet goldfish in a sock for you and ate it now my stomach hurg he/they . follow my twitch robbie_longBOTTOM?! I’m trans 🏳️‍⚧️ and love Harry Potter
OvershieId Canada @eh_toque @NHLJets BETTER THAN BEDARD TOO! AND MY PET GOLDFISH
GoobyR6 London, Ontario @briyohs Listen the sun was in my eyes and my pet goldfish just died Founded @CCLR6S | UX/UI Designer | @AggroR6 | Business: design@williammetcalfe.ca
ChemicalEditor @SarahT2Green @KimAmbar @MAGAIncWarRoom @TeamTrump You are really sad about this arent you? I can tell because your avatar has gone grey and non-descript like a lonely opinion out in the wilderness that nobody reads or cares about. Luckily I read it and my pet goldfish called Baits.
TerfersMcT Reality Even my pet goldfish are vastly more oppressed than the average troon, and those two numpties just lounge around all day staring. AFAB Transwoman (Biotrans) Sexist Stereotype Abolitionist Also, I'm a cat (meow!), pronouns: uwu/Nyan
TerfersMcT Reality @AlastairSuzanna Even my pet goldfish are vastly more oppressed than the average troon, and those two numpties just lounge around all day staring. AFAB Transwoman (Biotrans) Sexist Stereotype Abolitionist Also, I'm a cat (meow!), pronouns: uwu/Nyan
AstropheliaRE she/her | 18 @horrorofhyrule he said and i quote “my pet goldfish has a better name than you… pal.” 😭
wyrefisherman Poulton, England @allboparanormal @Richard37247328 @mickeylanana My pet goldfish has a sharper memory and iq than @LancsPolice I like fishing and arresting people
1comfyfan England, United Kingdom @nourmcfc Sorry my pet goldfish jumped out its tank and started flopping on my phone and he wrote and tweeted to u. He’s apologised too. Citeh
codyusedstream @vshroomer I'd like to thank the Academy *sniff* for always believing in me when nobody would *sniff* and my mom *sniff* and my pet goldfish that died when I was eight *sniff* and Paul Simon *sniff* thank you everyone 🥹 🤧 24 | American | I was a Vtuber like you once, but then life shot an arrow into my brain 🙃
robbielongbotto Alabama, USA @AlbertsStuff @elon I love you Albert I put my pet goldfish in a sock for you and ate it now my stomach hurg he/they . follow my twitch robbie_longBOTTOM?! I’m trans 🏳️‍⚧️ and love Harry Potter
OvershieId Canada @eh_toque @NHLJets BETTER THAN BEDARD TOO! AND MY PET GOLDFISH
GoobyR6 London, Ontario @briyohs Listen the sun was in my eyes and my pet goldfish just died Founded @CCLR6S | UX/UI Designer | @AggroR6 | Business: design@williammetcalfe.ca
JoshimUddin76 @utdequilizer Easy, Smalling then my 3 legged pet mouse, my blind 93 year old neighbour, my goldfish and then Maguire! Simples! #EnoughIsEnough #GlazersOut
KatieBirdx London, England goldfish ~ is such a cool song, although I can’t help but think of my beloved pet goldfish I had as a child when I read the title 😅😅 I love how this song is very electronic and a lot darker lyrically than the other songs so far. Also, the chorus and the breakdown are brilliant. She/her 22 🧚🏻‍♀️Music Journalist | Words for @distorted_mag and @dubblezine 📝
MBond26781288 Today's breaking news: Fearne has officially become the most popular name for pet goldfish! In other news, if you're looking to make some extra cash while shopping online, download the TEMU app and use my code <109724146> for some serious savings. Happy shopping! #Fearne #TEMU Cute,gentle and discipline.
ChemicalEditor @SarahT2Green @KimAmbar @MAGAIncWarRoom @TeamTrump You are really sad about this arent you? I can tell because your avatar has gone grey and non-descript like a lonely opinion out in the wilderness that nobody reads or cares about. Luckily I read it and my pet goldfish called Baits.
sakamotoswife READ TXTIES BYF !!! i will actually be inconsolable, op will end soon, tjjl is MONTHLY, and for csm my sanity would be dependent on a man who ate his pet goldfish 19 bi she/they. art sometimes. multifandom mainly jjk. MINORS PROSHIP DNI. yelling about satosugu butt sex. #1 tatsuma fan ever
TerfersMcT Reality Even my pet goldfish are vastly more oppressed than the average troon, and those two numpties just lounge around all day staring. AFAB Transwoman (Biotrans) Sexist Stereotype Abolitionist Also, I'm a cat (meow!), pronouns: uwu/Nyan
TerfersMcT Reality @AlastairSuzanna Even my pet goldfish are vastly more oppressed than the average troon, and those two numpties just lounge around all day staring. AFAB Transwoman (Biotrans) Sexist Stereotype Abolitionist Also, I'm a cat (meow!), pronouns: uwu/Nyan
AstropheliaRE she/her | 18 @horrorofhyrule he said and i quote “my pet goldfish has a better name than you… pal.” 😭
saloonboy he/him 18 i have sucked raw hamburger meat out of one of those plastic tubes they keep them in, ive eaten 40 pieces of sushi in one sitting, i eat liver and crackers just as a snack, i’ve eaten an entire jar of pet goldfish flakes under my bed when i was a small child JOHN: “she rip on my van till i winkle” | | @sussaloonboy | 17+ plz
Birdcrossing1 Australia fork COLLEGE O WANNA GO HOME AND PET MY LIL GOLDFISH ON THEIR LIL GOLDFISH HEADS AND LET THEM CHASE MY FINGER AND EAT PEAS TOGETHER An he-him ~ pan 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🇦🇺 VI and ND Im open to chats and dms :3 have a nice day
squidgyhead2 @MrNickKnowles @NiftyNick4 @Arsenal I met you in a pet shop and you called my goldfish a wanker..Goldie has never been the same since.
be_a_goldfish Colorado @neurornx Cleaning crew vacuums, mops, sweeps when they come every other Tues. What you describe is a lot. We have a dog that doesn't shed so no pet hair and my kids are 10 and 12 so cleaner than toddlers. Maybe buy a robot vacuum and run it daily so you aren't doing it 5x a day. Wife | Mom | ED RN | Can't believe we are entering our senior year of covid | I forking hate it here | Lover of F1 #teamlewishamilton #LewisHamilton𓃵
oujidolls 17 (-﹏-；) he/they i swear i just generate random ships in my brain and go okay! idc if the ship doesnt make sense it makes sense TO ME 🗣️🗣️🗣️ dazai and sigma are dating and have a pet goldfish named beyonce.
wyrefisherman Poulton, England @allboparanormal @Richard37247328 @mickeylanana My pet goldfish has a sharper memory and iq than @LancsPolice I like fishing and arresting people
1comfyfan England, United Kingdom @nourmcfc Sorry my pet goldfish jumped out its tank and started flopping on my phone and he wrote and tweeted to u. He’s apologised too. Citeh
codyusedstream @vshroomer I'd like to thank the Academy *sniff* for always believing in me when nobody would *sniff* and my mom *sniff* and my pet goldfish that died when I was eight *sniff* and Paul Simon *sniff* thank you everyone 🥹 🤧 24 | American | I was a Vtuber like you once, but then life shot an arrow into my brain 🙃
NuGonzales29951 Did you know my furry character Sakura has a pet goldfish The goldfish are male and female their names are Tofu and Sushi I’m a furry, cartoonist, animation fan, Disney fan, Zootopia fan and anime fan I hope we can be friends🩵❤️🤍
battycakes New Mexico, USA @hamshooz My grandpa was a WWII tank driving (yes, with all the medals) welder and genius who planted black walnut trees, built his own goldfish pond, owned a whole family of pet racoons that would only put up with him… I knew better than to fork with that man and his steely blue eyes. 😂 Downhiller & uphiller via bike, skis & Frankenfootleg; bike shop owner & semi-pro smart ass. Unkillable, unstoppable & pretty unlikable. #beepbeepmotherforker
kirbaqueen @feyiszn When I was little I was allergic to dogs but desperately wanted a pet, so got a goldfish that I got extremely attached to. One day the fish started turning black. My dad was terrified of me losing my pet, so he took my fish- glass bowl and all- to a vet. Saved my fishy. Kirb's the word spins the verb lovers it curves so freak what ya heard. Cleveland proud.
fangedmoon I.VI.XXIII 🪼 there's sink water, water from like my doctors office that tastes like metal or something, eveey bottle water is different and if you leave bottled water sometimes it tastes like goldfish water because it smells like them and it's gotten old and gross but anyways fruity and juicy // he/they ☽
AuditingPublic 🤡🌎 Ditched the low-flow solar pump and rigged my aquaponic strawberries to the main UV filter/pump. Working nicely now with some circulation and balanced flow. Fish weren't too impressed, as usual, with my hands in moving things! #gardening #pond #goldfish #aquaponic #strawberry PHP Developer @ &
AshleyH78092122 St Paul, MN I fell asleep to Deadpool 2 after eating caramel M&Ms, string cheese, some flavored Goldfish, generic fruit snacks, and a grape flavored Propel, and had the best dreams ever! Kids?….Eat a crapload before bed and watch Deadpool! My….PSA “We are not our own.” I am generation X-Men! BIG dreamer! Actor, artist, singer, writer, Marvel and Disney obsessed!!!!!
mad_marlow California, USA @kal_tamia @storymer @maria_drutska You literally saw my linkedin and now seem to have forgotten who I am? Yeah, with your goldfish like memory, I can rest assured knowing Yale would never take an imbecile like you. I believe you're mistaking your YMCA participant sign with a Yale degree. Sad, but not shocking! Not interested in your bullcrap.
suspicious_cow satou-chan's ref (she/her) Oh no 😭😭 a lot of people were reaching out last year to help with their WeChat verification and I never got to respond 😭 my bad you guys I have the memory of a goldfish monch monch dead dove 😋 wee | somewhat inactive huhu | but otherwise: Happy Sugar Life; Madoka; Cardcaptor; HxH | Filipino and very annoying abt it
colsetsnooze A Spider just crawled into my goddamn goldfish I’m burning this house down and never looking back (proship dniiiiii) matching w/ @Duckietine & @marinabubblez 🍳
AngelicaMcClu24 Y'all say that men can identify as women and women and identify as men.... My Nissan identifies as a Tesla! My dog identifies as a goldfish! Oh and I am now a cheetah... Good lord. It doesn't work that way. They will forever be identified as they were born. It doesn't change DNA! ALL LIVES MATTER... Not JUST black, not JUST white, not JUST blue, etc. We are all human. Bring the wrongs to the light, but not like this... Not like this.
pyramid_texts the abyss im forkin winning tonight i found an unopened thing of goldfish in my closet and i filmed a friends skate vid crap is so good transexual nature enthusiast and certified puppy (18+)


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Last updated: 23rd of April 2023